I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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