I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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