Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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