Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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