Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
