Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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