Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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