She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
