I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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