the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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