and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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