Non-Jews are for practice
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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