you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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