Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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