wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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