Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
