did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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