We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
