How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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