Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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