I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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