me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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