is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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