what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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