I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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