Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Randomize
