And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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