We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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