I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
