there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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