No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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