these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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