Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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