she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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