Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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