cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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