youre lurking in front of me
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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