yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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