drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
