i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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