She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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