walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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