That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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