At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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