My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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