I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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