So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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