awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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