I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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