why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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