There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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